People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults
I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
"ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year"
*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?
I don’t like morning people or mornings or people
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon